I Can’t Fix Stupid… But I Can Sedate It.

Some signs whisper. This one smirks, folds its arms, and judges poor life choices.

Handmade from solid wood and laser engraved with crisp detail, this sign is not mass-produced, not flimsy, and definitely not boring. Every piece has its own grain, knots, and character — which means no two are ever the same. Just like the people it’s silently roasting.

Perfect for:

• Man caves 🍺

• Women caves 🍷

• Garages, workshops, bars, home offices

• That friend who works in healthcare, emergency services… or just deals with idiots daily

It’s the ideal gift for birthdays, housewarmings, retirements, or those “I saw this and thought of you immediately” moments.

Rustic wood. Bold humour. Handmade attitude.
Hang it on the wall and let it do the talking — because honestly, some days… sedation feels like a solid option 😉

Size: 260mm x 240mm x 1.5mm

Our products are made by hand, small imperfections / differences in shape, size and colour can happen and are part of the charm of a handmade product.