“I cook with wine… sometimes I even add it to the food.” 🍷😏

You’re not buying a sign. You’re buying permission to cook like a legend.

“I cook with wine… sometimes I even add it to the food.” 🍷😏

This laser-engraved man cave sign is the perfect mix of humour, attitude, and craftsmanship. Handmade from recycled wood, each piece has its own grain, character, and story—kind of like the person it’s bought for (just with fewer bad decisions).

Laser engraved for a crisp, permanent finish, this sign is built to last longer than the bottle it’s inspired by. Ideal for man caves, kitchens, home bars, BBQ areas, or sheds where ‘taste testing’ gets taken very seriously.

🎁 Perfect gift for:

• Wine lovers

• Home cooks with a sense of humour

• Dads, husbands, mates, and “I’ll just have one more” chefs

• Anyone who's recipes start with uncork first

✔ Handmade
✔ Laser engraved
✔ Recycled wood
✔ Guaranteed laugh before the second glass

Available now at JLJCoastersPlus.uk — because great food starts with great wine… allegedly. 🍷🔥

Our products are made by hand, small imperfections / differences in shape, size and colour can happen and are part of the charm of a handmade product.