NO TRESPASSING — WE’RE TIRED OF HIDING THE BODIES

This laser-engraved wood wall sign is the ultimate warning-with-a-wink. Handcrafted from solid wood, engraved deep for that bold, dark contrast, and finished to show off the natural grain—because even threats should look classy.

Perfect for:

• 🛠 Man caves

• 🍷 She sheds / women caves

• 🍺 Home bars & garden bars

• 🚪 Workshops, garages, offices… or anywhere visitors need a gentle reminder

It’s the kind of sign that:

• Gets a laugh every time

• Starts conversations immediately

• Makes guests think twice before “just popping in”

And the best bit?
This isn’t mass-produced nonsense. It’s handmade by JLJ Coasters Plus, laser engraved with care, character, and just the right amount of dark humour. Each piece has its own wood grain, knots, and personality—so no two are exactly alike. Like fingerprints. Or… never mind 😏

If you’re buying for someone who loves sarcasm, dark humour, or just wants their space respected in style—this sign delivers laughs and attitude.

🪵 Laser engraved. Handmade. One-of-a-kind.
🎁 A cracking gift or a brilliant upgrade for your own cave.

Go on. Hang it up. Let the sign do the talking.

Our products are made by hand, small imperfections / differences in shape, size and colour can happen and are part of the charm of a handmade product.